Left: LaSalle two years ago today. Scared and skittish.
Right: LaSalle now. (That picture wasn’t actually taken today but that’s an accurate representation of her now.) Still a bit skittish but happy and spazzy.
And that’s why you should adopt shelter pets. You can give a critter with emotional baggage a new happy lease on life.
1. It’s the freaking way her hair grows!
2. That’s kind of douchy and possibly a bit racist.
3. You ever try to maintain a small child’s hair?
4. She. Is. A. Toddler! You’re making fun of a toddler! Might as well walk around with a shirt reading “I’m a douchebag.”
5. That’s one seriously cute baby. Admit it: You know you’re jealous.
(I just want to know why Beyonce and Jay-Z named her Blue Ivy when they could have named her Ivy Blue. Ivy’s too pretty a name to be relegated to middle name status!)
A little tabletop ad at my college’s student center, with a message I think a lot of certain Christians need to remember.
For my English class I have to read and write a response about a story about a guy dying of cancer. This is the same class where one of my classmates read aloud a story about a guy going through chemo. God dammit, it’s like the English class gods are trying to make sure I don’t forget even for a second that I just lost my aunt to cancer.
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Well somebody finally gets it!
Every school should be like mine: four hours a day, three time slots you can attend (morning at 8, afternoon at 12, evening at 5), online classes in case you miss a day, english and math direct instruction, bus stop close by, you can graduate early if you want, you can switch time slots if you need to, and they respect if you have a mental disorder/want to be addressed by a different name or by diff pronouns. You can listen to music, too, and everyone is super chill. Small classes where everyone minds their own business and gets their work done. That is how school should be.
Heres an idea!
Go to bed at a reasonable hour.
Jfc our ancestors beat up bears and dinosaurs at the crack of dawn, and you lot are whining about “SCHOOLS UNFAIR CHANGE LESSON TIMES”
Alright buddy i’m gonna need you to sit the fuck down because i’m gonna lay some shit on you. I’m sure you had a great time in high school or college since you had the nerve to tell everybody to go to bed at a reasonable time. I don’t know if you’ve ever thought about it like this but maybe the reason why we don’t go to bed at a reasonable hour is because we can’t? WOW SHOCKING I KNOW.
Now I don’t know what high school was like for everyone else but for me it was fucking hell. During my senior year in high school i had over 3 hours worth of homework everyday. I get off school at 8 pm because of after school extra classes. I get home at around 9:30 and shower and it’s already 11. Well better do my homework if I want to pass this class!!! Time sure does fly when I do homework because wow it’s 3 am already. Time to finally sleep because wow humans need to sleep to have a healthy mind???? And then DING it’s 6am better wake up for school to start this routine all over again for the next 10 months. Over the span of my high school life I had over 10 emotional break downs and depression because of school. Shocking right? School can actually make some people sad and angry.
How the fuck would you feel if you were crammed in a classroom with over 40 students learning the same thing except you couldn’t understand shit so you had to study extra hard and spend more time on your homework than everyone else? Terrible right. Not everybody breezed thru school like you did.
School is different for everybody and everybody’s stress levels are different. Some schools give a fuck ton of homework while some don’t. Some people had fun in school and some didn’t. And I don’t know if you’ve ever thought about it like this but some people actually work after school. Wow students making a living to support their family that’s fucking crazy I didn’t even know that was possible. And don’t even get me started on AP students.
“Jfc our ancestors beat up bears and dinosaurs at the crack of dawn,” Are you seriously comparing us to our ancestors which we had nothing to do with? WHO GIVES A SHIT. DID THEY HAVE OVER 8 HOURS OF SCHOOL? NO. DID THEY HAVE THE STRESS OF NOT KNOWING WHAT TO DO FOR YOUR FUTURE? PROBABLY. BUT IT DOESN’T CHANGE THE FACT THAT WE WORKED HARDER THAN THEM, WE HAVE A TOUGHER LIFE, ADULTS EXPECT US TO AMOUNT TO SOMETHING BUT WILL WE? WE DON’T KNOW. WE HAVE MORE STRESS ON OUR MINDS THAN A PSYCHOPATH WITH A MENTAL DISORDER. AND YET WE’RE STILL LIVING, BREATHING AND WORKING HARD SO SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT GOING TO BED AT A REASONABLE HOUR BECAUSE WE FUCKING CAN’T.
HOLY SHIT THANK YOU
thank you SO MUCH //applause
ALSO DINOSAURS WERE LONG EXTINCT BEFORE HUMANS EXSISTED
"Go to bed at a reasonable hour." Seriously? SERIOUSLY?! People like YOUR ASS expect teenagers to go to school for eight hours, possibly have a job or two, get involved in extra curriculars, do volunteer work, AND do at least a couple hours of homework a day (and don’t get me started on AP classes). Not to mention tutoring/other special classes if you don’t fully understand the material in class. AND ON TOP OF ALL THAT we are expected to get eight hours of sleep and spend time with our families. THERE ARE ONLY TWENTY-FOUR HOURS IN THE DAY, ASSCLOWN. SOMETHING HAS TO GIVE. And often, sadly, it’s the student’s mental health.